Hey, iwant some new, cool friends. anyone volunteer?

There is really not much about me to tell everyone. Well, maybe except for the fact that I am actually an alien from a distant planet living here on earth with the permission of the MIB. Iam masquerading as a human. Iam actually 50 feet tall and weigh 30 quiops which is equal to some 457593759kgs on earth. I visit my home planet often, by means of a spaceship which is parked in my backyard. It isnt a really large one by the way, its just 20 miles long and has a cirference of 300 miles. My favourite alien dish is 'ewgriore' which tastes somewhat like a fried python. My hobbies include hanging upside down on palm trees and jumping down from aeroplanes. Apart from that I'm quite normal. I love to have lots of friends and fun.