Men, what would you do in this scenario?

First of all my patients wouldn't run out. I would give them directions to the phone, then the kitchen, I would also make sure they knew where to lay down, then I would say ladies I was neck deep in this movie before you arrived so I will be taking my leave for now and I will see you in the morning good night. I would then walk towards my tv set, and proceed to fall asleep there.........in other words no one would have a chance to speak .