Joke.............!!!!!!!!?

3 tramps outside a pub the first 1 goes in and asks the barman can i av a tail stick the barman says we dont serve tramps.the tramp says i arnt leaving till i get a tail stick so the barman gives him 1 and says now get out.the 2nd tramp goes in and says can i av a tail stick the barman says ive told ure mate we dont serve TRAMPS now get out the tramp says i arnt leaving till i get 1. so the barman gives him 1 the 3rd tramp goes in and says can i av a straw the barman says look 4 f**k sake we dont serve TRAMPS any how why do u want a straw when the other two wanted tail sticks? the tramp says someones been sick outside and all the lumpy bits av gone!!